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![]() Just received this greeting in an e-mail and just have to share it with the site
![]() Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non- addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.....and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one(1)year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish of issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Easy Keven!
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Jim Stack Richmond, VA |
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Copyright Infringement
Dear Stacks:
Please accept this as Notice that you have violated my copyright. That was the exact text used on my holiday cards for the past 5 years. If you do not immediately cease and desist your conduct, I will have no recourse but to file an action seeking damages and injunctive relief. ![]() Keven ________ Halfbaked Last edited by Keven : 04-23-11 at 04:57 PM. |
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NO!
Please!!! Not another night in Jail!! I don't think I can take it!!
I guess I'll have to return to the old ways.. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Am I forgiven?
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Jim Stack Richmond, VA |
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![]() Man that thing makes the rounds - our minister used it in his message Sunday!! :-)))))
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